Free audit • AI-powered • 4 minutes

Your product page is
leaving money on the table

Get a brutally honest, AI-powered audit of your product page. We analyze content, visuals, page speed, trust signals, and competitive positioning.

Free • No credit card • Results in ~4 minutes

What you'll get

📊
Overall Score
0-100 composite score across 7 dimensions
🔥
The Roast
Brutally honest, witty analysis of your page
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AI Discoverability
Find out if AI assistants recommend your product
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Fix List
Prioritized, actionable recommendations

How it works

1
Paste your URL
Any product page — Amazon, Shopify, DTC, it all works.
2
AI agents analyze everything
Content, visuals, trust signals, page speed, competitive positioning, and AI discoverability.
3
Get your roast
Score, findings, and a brutally honest writeup in your inbox in ~4 minutes.